Seeing that today is the first day of fall, we most certainly did not wake up to winter weather. And I definitely would not be unprepared and leave lots of things outside that really shouldn't get wet.
In a warmer time and place we most certainly did not enjoy my husband's big new purchase with both his family and mine.
I have never made Juliette go out on the boat when she was sleepy. Nope, not me!
I always make sure my child takes naps in ideal sleeping environments.
During that same visit with my in-laws, Seth's father most definitely did not decide to participate in a local restaurant's eating contest.
He did not have to sign a liability waiver before eating one of the world's spiciest burritos in thirty minutes or less. And he absolutely didn't finish it with time to spare.
The manager of the restaurant didn't present him with a t-shirt, and we weren't proud of him one bit. His also didn't just have a fruit slush for dinner either, because his stomach wasn't a little off after all that.
Seth did not inform me that he thought this shirt was a little skimpy for a daughter of his to be wearing, and I totally didn't think to myself that he might say that before I even put it on her. Nope, not me! And I definitely didn't just leave the shirt on her, even after I realized that it was a bit small. Never!
Of course, it was Juliette's birthday this week, and Seth did not have to work a little late that night. I did not just put our bench across the porch opening, so that Juliette could wait for "Dada" outside. Nope, I'd never resort to such measures to just try and pacify my child for "a little bit longer". Not me!
I also did not manage to get pictures of Juliette eating her birthday breakfast . . .
. . . and her birthday dinner . . .
. . . while totally neglecting to get any pictures of her eating her birthday cake! Nope, not me! I always record the most important moments of my child's life. Speaking of birthday cake, I definitely didn't just take the crumbs and leftover frosting from Juliette's birthday party cake . . .
. . . and form them into a little personal cake for her actual birthday. Nope, not me! I'd certainly make sure that my daughter had something a little nicer for her very first taste of sugar.
Did I say sugar? Whoops, I absolutely didn't make the cake with sugar, because I'd never let my child eat such stuff at such a young age! What sort of mother do you think I am? Definitely not me!
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